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Professional Overthinker Heavy Hoodie For Women and Men

$50.00
Lane Seven Colors: Black
Clothing sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
  S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 21.00 23.00 24.50 26.50 27.50
Length, in 28.50 29.50 30.50 31.50 32.50
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
 
  S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 21.00 23.00 24.50 26.50 27.50
Length, in 28.50 29.50 30.50 31.50 32.50
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00
 
S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 21.00 23.00 24.50 26.50 27.50
Length, in 28.50 29.50 30.50 31.50 32.50
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00

This heavyweight hoodie speaks in soft, self-aware humor. On a deep black fleece, pale pink type reads “Professional Overthinker” across the chest, and the back carries “My brain has too many tabs open.” It’s the kind of cozy layer someone slips on when they want to feel seen without saying much — warm, substantial, and a little wry. The three-panel lined hood, roomy kangaroo pocket, and snug ribbed cuffs make it an easy companion for late-night thinking sessions, long walks, or slow weekends at a coffee shop. The recycled-poly blend keeps the fabric dense and warm while staying breathable, and the tear-away tag and durable double-needle stitching mean it will stay comfortable for seasons of overanalyzing. Wear it when you need a soft reminder that it’s okay to be thoughtful, scattered, and human.

Product features
- Heavyweight 10 oz/yd² (340 g/m²) fleece for warmth and structure
- 70% cotton / 30% recycled polyester blend (varies by color) with 100% combed cotton face yarn
- Three-panel fleece-lined hood with dyed-to-match drawcords and metal eyelets
- Kangaroo pocket plus 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug fit
- Durable construction: double-needle stitching, soft 3-end fleece, tear-away tag, under 5% shrinkage

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Dyed-to-match drawstrings

Dyed-to-match drawstrings

With their knotted ends, they add an extra stylistic flair to the garment

70% Cotton, 30% Recycled Polyester

70% Cotton, 30% Recycled Polyester

Heather Grey: 65% Cotton, 35% Recycled Polyester

Double needle stitching on all seams

Double needle stitching on all seams

The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting

1x1 Ribbed cuffs and waistband

1x1 Ribbed cuffs and waistband

Allows the cuffs to stretch as the garment is put on, afterwards, they go back to their original size, leaving them well-fitted

WashingDrying

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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